Dec 12, 2013
Dec 4, 2013
Surrational Instructions
Surrational Instructions (3):
To open the sounding device:
Place a small spoonful of wasabi
directly on the container plate, add two drops of lemon water and one
half-microgram of salt; move your face away when the flash-paper
ignites the wick. When the spool has fallen over the mouse-basket,
inhale the high tides; flush the remaining polar stars into your
wandering garden without delay.
To reveal potential phrases left unsaid
with fading light:
Throw used cannisters with extreme
prejudice into the melted star irons at the end of the block; wait
for nightfall and paint on the wall with most moonlight that you are
saturated with stars; the day will begin again when you swallow the
moon. Then the words you seek will emerge from melted garland
splashes.
To refresh the device when there is no
incoming sound:
Count to six, break open the disposable
heuristic grate, climb down the pipe, and shatter the multicolored
glass. Pile up the debris inside a butterfly cloak and insert a
broken watch; after a fortnight you must swallow the sun to enable
the picture viewer.
Oct 23, 2013
Oct 19, 2013
SFT Halloween Communique
The
Sadean-Fourierist Tendency recently declared that 'Halloween will not
end this year' and encouraged everyone to continue wearing costumes or
dressing up until 'after Christmas season' or longer, in order to
promote 'gothic sex appeal' and 'awareness of pleasure' in the midst of
'the lack of a reasonable priceless economic system' on whose noxious
absence the shopping malls continue their 'recuperation
of imagination.'
Further, they announced 'the end of repressive decorum' by suggesting that people boldly announce their desires to their surroundings at any time in the form of a song, joke, poem, spell or insult. The message was delivered from the air; tiny golden boxes containing ornate scrolls tied with red ribbons rained across town. Once the parchment was unrolled, it dissolved in a purple flash after two minutes, causing a slight burn to the hands, and leaving the smell of roasting onions.
Further, they announced 'the end of repressive decorum' by suggesting that people boldly announce their desires to their surroundings at any time in the form of a song, joke, poem, spell or insult. The message was delivered from the air; tiny golden boxes containing ornate scrolls tied with red ribbons rained across town. Once the parchment was unrolled, it dissolved in a purple flash after two minutes, causing a slight burn to the hands, and leaving the smell of roasting onions.
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